Geek Survival Gear Series: The Ultimate Sardine Can

To all the geeks who are planning on taking a vacation or going on an outdoors adventure, here’s one geek tool you should have. The Survival Kit Sardine Can contains everything but sardines.

Once opened, the kit contains non-aspirin pain reliever, adhesive bandage, alcohol prep pad, antibiotic ointment, matches, a compass, chewing gum, sugar, salt, energy nugget, duct tape, fire starter cube, first aid instructions, fish hook & line, note paper, pencil, razor blade, a safety pin, reflective signal surface, tea bag, waterproof bag, whistle, and a wire clip. Told you there weren’t any sardines.

The can is waterproof and even floats on water.
We’ll be featuring more geek tools as this series progresses.

[Update]
Here’s the next part of the series:
Giant Swiss Army Knife